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Will Rogers: Humor

I don't make jokes...I just watch the government and report the facts.

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Will Rogers: Humor

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

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Will Rogers: Humor

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

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Will Rogers: Humor

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

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