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Quotes from WC Fields

WC Fields: Humor

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

WC Fields: Humor

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

WC Fields: Humor

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

WC Fields: Humor

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

WC Fields: Humor

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

WC Fields: Humor

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food.

WC Fields: Humor

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

WC Fields: Humor

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

WC Fields: Humor

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

WC Fields: Humor

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

WC Fields: Humor

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

WC Fields: Humor

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

WC Fields: Proverb

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

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