Quotes from Ralphie
Character from A Christmas Story
Ralphie: Humor
Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.
(from A Christmas Story)
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Ralphie: Humor
My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium
(from A Christmas Story)
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Ralphie: Humor
In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan
(from A Christmas Story)
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