Quotes from George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw: Humor
Shaw: I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one.
Churchill: Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one.
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George Bernard Shaw: Politics
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
(Man and Superman, "Maxims: Education," 1905)
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